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This just in! A spooky skeleton has been caught roaming the streets alone and has been 360 no-scoped by the MLG police. The skeleton robbed the Jew bank minutes before his death.
This well known criminal has robbed millions of Jew banks before. He has also killed millions of spooky residents and they will all be missed.
You know you shouldn't be reading this article because it kinda ended.
Spooky Article
The time to choose a new mayor has finally come, and its time for you, the residents of Spook Town, to choose who you want to be mayor of this fine establishment of a town.
The three Spooks that will be nominated are:
- Donald Duck
- Your Mum
- Deez Nuts
Who will you choose? This is up to you and thanks for tuning to another article of Spooky News. Thanks for your time and money and have a spooky day!